Orlando Soria

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WE ARE JUST ONE MONTH AWAY FROM THE MOST IMPORTANT BOOK RELEASE IN HISTORY. Scroll through this creepy carousel of drama to see luscious preview pics…
I decided it was time to stop sharing interiors images of beautiful plants that hate living inside. I feel like a lot of people are frustrated by all…
Alright you guys, TODAY IS THE DAY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. This evening I’m doing a super fun event with @mrturk + @trinaturk at their shop on…
Some people think orchids are gross and tacky. But I’m into them. They remind me of 80s decadence, delicious sushi, fast cars, pretty women with huge…
EXCUSE ME MA’AM WHILE I LITERALLY JUMP FOR JOY. I’m a longtime stan of @mrturk + @trinaturk and I’m EXTREMELY EXCITED to announce I’m doing a fun…
YOU GUYS THE WEEKEND WAS FILLED WITH WORK AND WONDER. I had a top secret modeling shoot with @zekeruelas for @mrturk on Saturday and went to the…
THE YEAR-LONG WAIT FOR OSCAR IS NEARLY OVER. Gonna be honest, didn’t see a lot of the movies this year. I don’t care about waterdogs falling in love…
HAVE U PREPPED YOUR OSCAR PARTY HORS D’OEUVRES YET??? A few years ago I prepped this fake Oscar spread for a fake Oscar party. The only thing that…


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